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“She Thinks My Sailboat’s Sexy”

By September 20, 2015 No Comments

I wrote the following song for the sailing community (well I might have had a little help from Kenny Chesney 🙂 haha).

Sailin’ these waters in the hot summer sun
Over on the dock lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little tack and she jumps aboard
Sheet in the sail and heel a little more
Just look at her face she ain’t a foolin’ me

She thinks my sailboat’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always starin’ at me
While I’m sailin’ along
She likes the way it’s heeling while we’re tacking upwind
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my pirate’s zend
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my sailboat’s sexy

We tack back and forth ’til we run out of light
Take it to the dock put it up for the night
Go up to the tiki hut and talk with the radio on
She said she’s got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants to live aboard and sail around the world and
One more teeny weeny sail before take her home

She thinks my sailboat’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always starin’ at me
While I’m sailin’ along
She likes the way it’s heeling while we’re tacking upwind
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my pirate’s zend
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my sailboat’s sexy

Well she ain’t into speed or motor boats
But if its powered by the wind man her eyes light up

She thinks my sailboat’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always starin’ at me
While I’m sailin’ along
She likes the way it’s heeling while we’re tacking upwind
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my pirate’s zend
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my sailboat’s sexy

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